matt wisdom
would you like some rice with your gentoo?
Disclaimer: Some quotes taken out of context.

He really puts 100% into his work.

> ARE YOU HAPPY NOW CONRAD?! --Matt

Step 2.


> I hate c++ --Matt

Matt makes it past step 1. Anger is next.


> I'm going to cut you --Matt

MongoDB is Web Scale. Matt is visiting.


> Crabs --Matt

On crabs


>  I can shorten some of it. I can clean it up a bit. Make it more readable. Put some wrapper classes in. Get it to twenty lines. --Matt

Lost Soul


>  No. It didn't have anything to do with what you were talking about. --Matt

Matt, selfishly confusing the java lab.


>  I wrote five pages on it and I still don't know what it is. --Matt

You may want to re-evaluate that strategy...


> Bolivar and tea are delicious together. --Matt

Drunk, 11am


> You're the best dad ever, Conrad! --Matt

A heartwarming tale


> Why can't I read these error messages.. This is one line of error messages.. I'm trying to find what I'm missing here. --Matt

Desperation


> I had a typename and it shouldn't have been typename. I shouldn't have had typename keyword. --Matt

> It's down to 338 lines. For addition. --Matt

Just for addition?


> Just for one part of addition --Matt > And then I'm going to write a compile time arbitrary precision factorial function. --Matt

(Still doesn't get it)


> Man, stop writing down what I say. --Matt

Guilty Concience


> Ok, no more. --Matt

one more!


> Crap, I can't use member functions. --Matt

Huh


> I'm getting annoyed with opengl already. --Matt

Why are you using opengl


> There's got to be a better way to do this. --Matt

Yes, yes there is